The Yorkshireman's Coat of Arms

(from an old postcard, c.1905)

(as originally published in Yorkshire dialect)

A flea, a fly, a magpie, an' bacon flitch
is t' Yorksherman's Coit of Arms,

An' t' reason they've choszen these things so rich
's becoss they hev all speshal charms.

A flea will bite whoivver it can -
An' soa, my lads, will a Yorksherman !

A fly will sup with Dick, Tom, or Dan, -
An' soa, by gow ! will a Yorksherman !

A magpie can talk for a terrible span, -
An' soa, an' all, can a Yorksherman !

A flitch is no gooid whol its hung, ye'll agree, -
No more is a Yorksherman, don't ye see ?